IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY
BtVS & AtS + comic book references
can i just please have a best friend plot
like fuckin no i don’t want one of them to secretly be in love with each other since like the age of seven
i want two people who met in like their freshman year, instantly hit off and became brilliant buds. they tell each other everything and greet each other with ‘hey bitch’ or s/t like that and the other will not hesitate to beat the other up if he fucks up
this can be same gendered or m/f idc pls gimme
all you need to know about the star trek fandom is that one time i made a joke post about butt dialing on command consoles on starfleet spaceships cause jim kirk likes to sit on everything that isn’t a chair and it generated a massive reblog chain with folks seriously discussing the future technology of command consoles and outlining the scientific developments necessary to prevent butt dialing from happening
My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
its in words
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"